If “Twilight” was 10 times shorter…

24 December, 2008 at 5:35 pm (Books, Funny Stuff)

Okay, so I’ve read the damn Twilight series. I’ve even seen the movie (though I borrowed the books from a friend, and I used a gift card for the movie, so I haven’t technically paid anything to Stephanie Meyer…). Anyway, the books are ridiculous and awful and completely addictive. My friend Lyndsie thinks that Ms. Meyers used some sort of Mormon magic to make the books like crack, and I agree. You hate yourself for it, but you can’t put them down.

Anyway, if you would like a hilarious and accurate summary of the first book in the series, read this:
If “Twilight Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest

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1 Comment

  1. Mike Wise..Dr. Wise if youre nasty said,

    did i hear mormon?

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